shrek is the god of self confidence
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
Bears: great American threat, or greatest American threat?
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
Have I mentioned how much I love Amber Riley?
The world isn’t ready for this
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
Got some textures and lighting to put in, but nearly there!!!
Rare footage of Nickelodeon killing off a show to make more room for Spongebob